an act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, esp. by the confusion of words that illustrate that you are full of crap. "All human beings begin their life as feces," is one of Bush's most famous malapoopisms.
The state of embarrassed backpedaling following the accidental revelation of a party's gender through the use of a gender-specific pronoun. This slip abruptly ends a series of either gender-neutral phrasings or "pronoun lies." Generally leads to an ineffective self-correction, as there is no further lie that can provide a save. Restricted to c […]
Condition suffered by a car, where seemingly painful inflammation and stiffness of the joints can cause groaning in parts of the car that normally make no noise, It's 2 degrees outside. My car started, but when I turn the wheel, there is this crunchy, groaning sound. I think my car may have carthritis.
Watching several episodes of a TV show in a row, usually from an online streaming service. This can be done over several evenings, or a marathon weekend. I missed the first three seasons of Mad Men, so I spent the past two weekends powerstreaming all the episodes in order to be up to date for the premiere of season four later this month.
A holiday that has no real reason other than being an excuse for furniture and automotive dealers to have huge sales, and make Americans that don't know anything about their government feel stupid. Example One: It's Presidents Day, so come on down and fork over alot of money for this used car... Example Two: Dumb Person: Hey, Happy Pres. Day, man! […]
makes me want to drink alchoholic beverages